My friend constantly comes over to my house, it seems, to spout off about a boy that I have dated or had a crush on flirting with her in some way, and it really used to bother me. Too bad that she doesn't know them well like I do so that now I know that she's lying. =] It helps that one of them is gay now, too.

To said friend: No one likes you, and I'm sorry to say that your thinking everyone likes you made you lose your virginity in the first place. =/