Just read" can I be morbid" and got into a gloomy mood- not that i think it is a subject that is irrelevant or unimportant but just not today. So i wondered about something I often think about;

What is the big idea behind issuing middelaged women with moustaches and flat asses? Is it to point out " don`t hump this one if you want to secure the human race from dying out"- it is visible from the front and the back- hence the flat ass. Maybe the moustace is for shortsighted males telling them clearly "this one could be a male, too"? or are there any other bids?

In the meantime I take advantage of the fact that the waddle under my chin makes it easier to pluck out blaCK hairs!